Marm the marmalade destroyed lady jam's spreadable love
Blazing mountain bears motor across I-480 with indigo eyes and a smooth complexion
Would Belviz remember to lather his Granny's lava? Only of tommy torpedo poos on the barge
Duggins remembers the Holocaust for the baby love bear it truly was, whereas Tarblins forgot to bring his taffy to the Auschwitz jacuzzi and butter bar
Pandel Quambins catpures the love of his life with a harpoon, all in time to subject his goat to the bitter truths of M.A.S.H. at 9/8 eastern time.
Velm's roadside buggy award showed Dave the real joy of a Turkish toilet surprise
Automated system queen... Living on the edge... Of a dream!
Phallic ducks, bent on global phone sex, decide to divvy up profits one gnome at a time
When Patty had finished picking the spring time meadow flowers, Bud force fed battery acid to Grandma Louise
Artichoke Danforth being led as an Executive Sugar Bear into the depths of Calvin's bario.
Gentle ButtCraft creaming his pants within the grasp of Helewangan's laser guided nugget
Barquest, Champion of the Eternal Realm, picking up trash on I 90 under terms of probation.
Steve the horse brought low by Casper's lunch surprise
Dasani utilizing time travel so to rent advertising space on Jesus' crucifixion cross
Elk Wilhelm repositioning Duke's tit-fuck portfolio all while Rejamba boards his battle steed for the war on drugs
Ted Danson feeding the starving youth of Darfur by grinding up healthy, plump American babies to use as a red creamy nutrient drink
Lord Baggletrop scanning Potato Balvin's income statement for proof that Jack Palance is a ragtime negro
Ted Danson mastering Arabic so he can put new letters in his alphabet soup
Large apple chompers are transit outcasts
Tarbine's immortal death grip loosened by Cindy's rotting pussy
Preparing a BLT for Zeus, Nelvebam learns the ancient art of a rim job from Odysseus
Returning to his quaint and nostalgic boyhood home, Bobby fucks the strangled corpse he left by the brook before stopping at Ma's
Helmans Bugo pondering the nature of crispy milk and lunch-time manure friends
Alvin-time MILF pants created all because Zombie Bob cancelled his moon Mamma pie
Pat Sajack fingering Scott Bao all while licking Tony Danzas sweaty sack inside Danny DeVitos house.
Ordering militia filled gyro dumps may seem like a yodeling endeavor but really marketable
Sugar time Baby Boy melting the living bodies of his tenants who pay their rent late
Rivera Tom's mayan toad is second fiddle to power centaur
Bob the algorithm eating a fossilized Dan Rather cookie
Al davis at gringo mart spotting the local toad noodling over christ
Klivin Wamboo's sodomized and bloody asshole used as the thematic element for a lovely and soft melody about a soaring dove
After Dr. Helfenweitz injected his final patient of the day with AIDS under forced sedation, he bought a cute little toy for his baby kitten, Muffin.
Table-Top Tyrone nudging his Gramma buggy on down to the gang bang.
Creaming henny hens invokes evil custard longings for Dropkick simon
Morphing murray tames the soul of an arguable penguin
Byron remembering that he forgot to remind his paper boy to remember to stop forgetting that he was reminded to remind Byron about his bill lest he forgets it.
Matilda the space laser arguing with Albion University's Dean of Admissions about ducks and Arby's horsey sauce.
Avians Harness lactose groves when air willy helps
The byproduct of christian lore is bill bellamy
Before henry, aka the anti christ. Could devour the life force of a midget golfer. He had to give a terrorist a million kisses
Timmy gave birth to a forty pound elf tumor, only to get orphans care bears on ice tickets
Bicentenial Lord fingering his life, and milk.
Ted Danson, Ruler of the Seas, janitor of Texaco.
Belvins litigated his creature's ass, as if plum melting would solve his body up chuck
Sandy's cancer ridden ovaries gave birth to a nation of peace loving albino mormons. Enraged! Milton did not approve
At last, Hal got to fuck his plumber and gargle with anti matter all in a 4 hour time span
Do you defy?!
Ted Danson hammering out his grandma's molars while on a recent mining expedition.
Ted Danson subjecting a bad mime to bouts of unwarranted quietness.
Ted Danson cruising the beach in a tutu, rediscovering his disco past
Ted Danson planning the demise of an elderly community. For questioning whether he likes coke better than pepsi
Ted Danson getting a part time job at Little Caesars to brush up on his Roman history.
Ted Danson striking down the working class with his friend's judge gavel.
Ted Danson's lunch eating him for breakfast
Ted Danson stealth bombing a Sudanese peasant village in celebration of National Secretary Appreciation Day.
Ted Danson- Lucky duck, or cardio genius? Only his broker knows.
Ted Danson defying gravity so to attract attention away from the Titanic.
Ted Danson grafting a burrito onto his placenta.
Rubber Grandpa=Zoom Zoom Boy. This hypothesis formulated by Nairobi Buggins.
Ted Danson renting Nairobi in order to propagate his out spoken views on colon cancer to any holy pilgrim he meets there.
Ted Danson forcing a Kindergarten class to bong their own urine because he fears the teachers may strike for better wages.
Ted Danson accosting Divine JC's Master Chief when John is off line.
Ted Danson bull dozing the ruins of Rome in protest of rock being forced to defy gravity by standing erect.
Ted Danson embarking on a quest of eternal freedom, yet being distracted by Dad's potato instead.
Ted Danson creating a better tomorrow by impaling the fussy babies of today.
Ted Danson battling the man on the moon for control of a shirley temple movie
Ted danson. Giving buffalo one more reason to die
Ted Danson capitalizing on love during a Nambia bazzar.
Ted Danson dividing his loyalties between Mit Romney and Belk Duckfucker
Ted Danson burning down Harlem because he loves the color combination of black and red.
Ted Danson filling his ice cube trays with test tube zygotes so he can keep his iced tea cold.
Ted danson beating cuba gooding jr for the lead role in 'boat dogs' a michael bay film
Ted Danson wielding his merciless angles
Ted Danson carving out his mothers chest cavity in the hope of ending reno 911
Ted Danson mailing blank letters to the post office with no return address
Ted Danson turning hawaii upside down with his english pie slinging
Ted Danson throwing his teddy bear in disgust after it couldn't dampen his ass
Ted Danson thwarting god's latest maelstrom
Ted Danson drowning a muppet fish
Ted Danson mimicing a fridge to get more food
Ted Danson soothing relations with the nordic alliance by giving pristine haircuts at a discounted rate
Ted Danson melding the Jackson 5 into a prysm of milk
Ted Danson milking the cows of tomorrow in response to the sour milk of yesterday
Ted Danson reporting us to the authorities for always using his name in bizzare situations over text mediums
Ted Danson blending into his patio in the midst of an H Bomb attack from the Japs
Ted Danson tossing Don Imus into a nigger patch
Ted Danson insisting to a senate hearing committee that Jose Mesa be given international standing as a leader of Nanotechnology research
Ted Danson accepting partial birth abortions only because he doesn't like the complete baby anyway
Ted Danson scolding Phil Rizzuto after an all night hop scotch/fly fishing/Altered Beast stint
Ted Danson morphing into bauxite at the first sighting of WigWam Man
Ted Danson losing a grueling arm wrestling match with Bud the Lake
Ted Danson being written up for disregarding Zythor the Eternal Death Lord
Ted Danson carving Swastikas into the foreheads of unconscious Jews in celebration of the 90 degree angle
Ted Danson going back in time to pull Excalibur from the stone so he can then travel to the mid 90s to get the lead role in Titanic as King of the World
Ted Danson vomiting on his own grave in true celebration of Arbor Day
Ted Danson being pardoned from assassinating Tony Blair because it was in retaliation for the War of 1812
Ted Danson foreclosing on his grandson's lemonade stand for not showing a positive third quarter profit margin
Melon lad parades around a heated anvil in an attempt to crush the rebellion
Farmer Maddock knives random ringmasters so his pigs win best in show
Ted Danson feeling the heat in Cuba Gooding Jr.'s trophy room
Ralph Macchio pounding the shit out of the Olsen twins when they were casted for Full House instead of him
Evren's roller rocker brings churned glory to Pal kids
Firm sock trumps Rhino sword during the dichotomy of baby hornish jr.
Cross breeding ronald's war thump brought Evangelo his life dream...Power christ
The princeton review of the anti-pegasus
Roaring mountain hens bring communal unrest on east cluckatoo island
Ted Danson rolling around the barn with uranium and Zygote man
Ted Danson borrowing .5 lead from Jeff Uhl as a front to escape the janitor's fury
Ted Danson eating at a fine dining restaurant. On judgement day. More concerned with the fly in his soup
As Ted Danson gravitates towards no more tomorrow he finds the buckets of today not so bad
Ted Danson having only 3 minutes to live, makes 3 servings of minute rice, only to die before consumption
Ted Danson cradling the earth, giving life a new hope. Only to burn it with a magnifying glass
Ted Danson as the invisible cell phone salesman
Ted Danson, full of cheese, siphoning his own toilet as a precaution against SARS
Ted Danson voting Democrat in order to make the ghost of Ronald Reagan leave from under his bed in disgust
After a terrible ballooning accident, Andrew Tillotson inherits the vast 'Wiggles' fortune. He still likes Rosenshontz better
Ted Danson caressing Devon BobbySox beside a glacial Honey Graham
Ted Danson: Brainwashed zygote or big Artichoke pappa? Only Kirby Puckett can tell.
Ted Danson interrogating his son's camel as a supplement to lower interest rates.
Ted Danson arming the proletariat of Kenya to fight against any milk man who defies the devil.
Ted Danson, fearful of the Hebrew pickle monster in his foot, began a journey around W. 34th and Heaven in search of his PayPal account.
Ted Danson suing Michael Jordan and Kevin Bacon, for putting their Hanes on him
Ted Danson bombing Kirstie Alley for one month straight. To prove Allah has no power over John Ratzenberger's ghost
George Wendt remains neutral in affairs of CHEERS WARS
Ted Danson scattering the remains of his ham over the hemisphere in order to trick Tom Selleck into pampering his radio.
Ted Danson impregnating his geologist with a syringe.
Ted Danson driving Andrew home from school for a funfilled summer of marshmallow terror, Fungus Duck, Leon Diaper Sr. , and riboflavin
It's raining ol' roy in gran parries
If you made love on a freight.. Could you build rapport while Bill Cosby frothed a love toot?
Ron Howard industrial fencing units.
Ted Danson filming a Honey Nut Cheerio.
After defeating the hydra, Ted danson rode his chariot of caramel delight to Wisconsin to battle the voice of James Earl Jones
Ted Danson starring as the robot mistress of Lake Tahoe in the sequel to A and E's biography on Wayne Olcott.
Ted Danson dying his armpit hair to the tune of Ol' Susana, not giving a second thought of imminent demise
Ted Danson dining on volcanism.
Ted Danson battling scurvy only to win a stuffed animal as his prize.
Ted Danson halting his acting career to pursue his love of needlepoint.
Ted Danson accidentally summoning Lucifer due to his careless, full-note belching of Handel's 'Messiah.'
Cuba Gooding Jr. giving Bob Vila head because not only did he show him the money, but also showed him his dick.
Ted Danson forging the back of a cereal box.
Ted Danson elbow slamming a dark elf
Ted Danson quizzing Ozzy Osbourne on 16th century tragedies
Ted Danson insulted that his bowel movements are only considered 'mitigating factors'
Ted Danson, after declaring oven magic in his kitchen, forgets to flip his cosby skillet and thus doesn't feel up the milk man
Ted Danson whipping snow balls at starving refugees in Darfur.
Ted Danson sitting in the general admission section at the Weird Al concert, because Jeff was too cheap to upgrade his tickets
The antiquated regime that always filled Ted's heart is nothing more than goomba porn and the Max Weinberg 7.
Finding that a life of crime beats Harrison Ford romance fantasies, Ted Danson seeks lawless clarity in young undead sea ladies
Refusing to order a pie from the Virgin Mary's bake shop meant that Ted was in it for the long haul and Christ wasn't smittens about it...Not for one bit
Ted Danson sweating through a grueling, full-court game of patty-cake on the starboard side of Noah's Ark.
Ted Danson piloting a mutant spaceship into the heart of Arkansas
Ted Danson embalming a picture of Dick Kinzel's coyote in tribute to fallen Nazi servicemen.
Ted Danson failing to be as popular as his siblings, Swing Danson, Square Danson and Break Danson. He is, however, more popular than his cousin, Interpretive Danson.
Ted Danson wooing Matt Neifer to spend a month's pay on a bald eagle, a sawed off shotgun and Toby Keith mittens.
Ted Danson indulging in nude Cubism in order to forget his bloody past in the Cyborg Wars of 2311.
Ted Danson employed as a barometer.
Ted Danson playing Magic: The Gathering at Matrix in Amherst to find a cure for Nigger disease.
Ted Danson stealing the hot cooked meal of a starving homeless man, only to donate it to an undeserving, morbidly obese fat kid.
Ted Danson fainting upon the reconciliation of Pie Landers and a label maker
Ted Danson. Piloting a zeppelin into a screening of harry potter. Only to be thwarted at the couragely stink of underdog.
Ted Danson mastering the dark side of the Force in order to effectively assassinate George Lucas for his responsibility in Howard the Duck.
Ted Danson watching the end of his life on C-SPAN
Ted Danson defending his home against the Taliban by planting many, many square feet of protective grass.
Flaming gorge taco salad, Claxton Mumford's favourite dish
Bruno Sardine private inbreastigator
Ted Danson blanketing the world in nipple cream and panda sauce.
Ted Danson melding his soul into Bob Saget's helmet.
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